Sunday, May 3, 2009

Five-Seven-Jive

Today's post, brought to you in stunning haiku by the good people at the Red House (where black people and white people buy furniture).

Race down to last three.
Have to pee but want million?
Come on, wet yourself.

The Heat and the Hawks:
Most boring game seven yet?
Who cares? Cavs win next.

Dixon is Kansas.
Dixon is baking soda.
90210.

Oh, Pushing Daisies,
Three shows left and that is all.
Brilliant but cancelled.

Want to see bad films?
Check out On Demand free ones.
Many with Nic Cage.

Yes, a hack, somewhat,
But sells a lot, entertains.
Reading Grisham book.

Will Lost end like Stand?
Good v. Evil, nuclear bomb.
Wouldn't be surprised.

Will Star Trek be good?
Expectation level high,
but faith in Abrams.

Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha!

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