No Politics In This One!

At a diner tonight, a waitress (who is Christian, but used to be intermarried) told me that her son had come into some money a few years ago, but he had been smart and saved it. "It's the Jew in him," she said.

Awful NFL Picks (last week: 6-9, 1-0 on Thursday, overall: 49-65-3):

• Buffalo (-7) vs. Miami
• Cincinnati (-9.5) vs. St. Louis
• Cleveland (-3) vs. N.Y. Jets
  
• Dallas (-10.5) vs. Detroit
• Kansas City (+7) vs. Denver
• Green Bay (-10.5) vs. Oakland
• Baltimore (+9) vs. Indianapolis
• Jacksonville (+10.5) vs. Carolina
• Minnesota (-8.5) vs. San Francisco
• Pittsburgh (+10.5) vs. New England
  
• Philadelphia (-3) vs. N.Y. Giants
  
• Arizona (+7) vs. Seattle
• Tampa Bay (-3) vs. Houston
• San Diego (Pk) vs. Tennessee
• New Orleans (-3) vs. Atlanta