Saturday, June 28, 2008

Random Brief Inquiries

  • There are toothpaste containers that are a little harder to squeeze than others. When it comes down to it, you really have to ask yourself: Tube ease or not tube ease?
  • Isn't nice to see the annual Yankees-Mets cross-town double-header and enjoy with no fear of either one coming anywhere close to the World Series?
  • What would be better than the Cubs getting to the World Series, only to lose to the White Sox?
  • With the Supreme Court being in the news so much lately, can we finally get them to rule on the constitutionality of Heidi and Spencer being celebrities?
  • John McCain apparently doesn't know how to use a computer. Does that mean he thinks YouTube is on a kinetoscope?
  • Is a screen bigger than a Jumbotron referred to as a Megatron?
  • Are clowns scared of children?

1 comment:

Marissa said...

Ahem...the Mets are currently three games out of first place. If they can lose a lead like that the last week of a season, surely, there's a chance they can gain it back with half the season left. Easier, then, let's say, coming from eight games back, like the Orioles.