What's A Slobo?

• The Monologue:
• Judge Sotomayor was approved by the committee and she'll be approved by the Senate. A new woman on the Supreme Court. Word is that Clarence Thomas is taking better care of himself and he'll be showing her the pubic hair on his Diet Coke in no time at all.
• Wait, tanning beds can be unhealthy? Couldn't see that coming! Haven't you seen Final Destination 3?
• Michael Vick, reinstated to play in the NFL. Fake sightings of him all over DC, as Redskins fans go a little (more) nuts (than usual). He supposedly showed up in so many places that he must have spent more hours in DC yesterday than Bush did his whole first year as president.
• Speaking of football, Brett Favre decided not to sign with the Vikings at all. He's going to retire. He's already down a little money since Corey Webster took away his first pension check.
• Random Pop Culture:
• I'm sure most or all of you have not seen this, but Kate Gosselin is moving to Rockville Town Center. I like going to the movies, to Gordon Biersch, to Gifford's, to Five Guys, to Potbelly. I can't wait to fight the paparazzi to do all those things.
• If this has been invented, then you know they got the whales back to the future and saved the world. As with most of my references, I expect you know what I'm talking about or else the previous sentence really makes no sense at all.
• Why? Why, why, why? Why, why, why, why, why? This is absolutely unecessary.
• RIP, Jim Johnson. Great coach.
• Random Music Video:
• For some reason, I had an urge to put up a song by a Scandinavian band from the '90s. I imagine that none of you would care to see Aqua, so I went with this one. I remember liking it a lot and it holds up okay.