In Which I Realize I Have Not Yet Made Fun Of The Tea Party Enough And I Only Have Like Four Weeks In Which To Do It

• The Monologue:
• In "other Tea Party candidates who aren't a witch" news, Sharron Angle says that two towns, including one that hasn't existed in thirty-five years, are being taken over by Muslims. She even used the term "Sharia law" that those who fear Islam often use as a dog whistle for "white women are going to have to wear burkas". These people are crazy. I'm sorry, no jokes here, except for how incredibly stupid these people are.
• Seriously, it's 2010. We have vast deposits of knowledge at our fingertips at all times. How are people still so ignorant?
• Also, we should throw Christine O'Donnell in a lake and see if she floats. Witches are made of wood.
• Random Pop Culture
• Community was okay tonight, but 30 Rock is on fire this year. Queen Latifah used the term "flag troops" in talking about what was important to congresspeople and John Amos played the father on a fake sitcom. So good, even if Sharron Angle, Christine O'Donnell, and Rand Paul don't like it because it's subversive.
• Okay, I presume they don't like it. It is pretty liberal and NBC is probably run by Jews who don't believe in Jesus. Also, is it the Chinese or the Muslims that are trying to take over America? The BBC projects that 20 to 100 million Chinese are Muslims. So maybe they specifically mean those people are trying to take us over? But then we totally have them outnumbered. Or maybe the Chinese and the Muslims are working together like the Russians and Cubans in Red Dawn?
• Also, Wolverines!
• Random Video:
• Mice with human brains. They're coming, y'all.