El Tiene Demencia De Espacio

• The Monologue:
• An island in the Bay of Bengal just disappeared. It was located at 4815 degrees south, 162342 degrees east.
• Justin Bieber's (who I seriously wouldn't have ever heard of if he wasn't one of the perpetual "trending topics" on Twitter) manager got arrested. Thank God; now it's time to go after Miley Cyrus' and Demi Lovato's.
• Singer Akon had to postpone a concert in Sri Lanka after his music video was deemed offensive to Buddhists. This comes on the tails of a controversy last year when he gave tax advice to a pimp and prostitute.
• Random Pop Culture:
• Paige Miles went home. Yawn. The big thing on the Idol results show was the horrible performances. Tonight marks the second time that I've watched the crappy group song and the second time that they've used autotune in said song. I know they're bad, but really? And Demi Lovato could actually use the help; she was really off-key in her duet with the Brother Jonas (I only watched like ten seconds of it though).
• Another great Survivor episode, but this one included a truly bone-headed move. Boston Rob set up Russell, Russell saw through it, Boston Rob anticipated Russell's move and set up the perfect strategy. And Tyson screwed it all up by trusting Russell for no apparent reason. At least it only cost him his game and not anybody else's.
• No more picks, but I don't see why Northern Iowa can't make the Final Four. I may actually think they're the best team left in that bracket.
• Random Movie Scene:
• I just can not get enough of it. Humor me.