I'll Let You Get Back To The Blog Post In A Minute, But...

• The Monologue:
• Tweet of the night comes from the account for Texts from Last Night. Regarding Patrick Swayze's death, they imagined Kanye West breaking into the funeral and saying something along the lines of, "I'll let you get back to your funeral in a second, but I just have something to say, y'all. Michael Jackson had the best celebrity death this year."
• We'd all be happy if Serena Williams shoved a ball down Kanye's throat while Joe Wilson sat by heckling them, and then they were all hit by a meteor, right?
• I'm not saying that Tom Brady looked rusty at the beginning of the game, but Jack Haley offered him a can of oil. Stop me folks, I'm on fire!
• Random Pop Culture:
• I don't have enough time to explain how god-awful the announcing team of Mike Greenberg, Mike Golic, and Steve Young were in the late game tonight. I can start by saying that none of them knew the rules regarding a catch in the end zone when a receiver hits the ground.
• Thanks to football, I'm woefully behind on Entourage and Mad Men. Hopefully tomorrow. I am psyched for the return of Survivor this week and the return of a lot more shows next week.
• I started watching the TNT show Leverage on Netflix's Watch Instantly yesterday morning when I had some free time. Pretty good and I've heard it got a lot better in the second season.
• Random Video:
• I found this very amusing: