In Which The Internet Fails Me

• The Monologue:
• Michael Phelps performed poorly at a swim meet in Paris. Marijuana makes you lazy.
• Germany beat England 4-1 today. It got so bad that the people of London started hiding in Tube stations.
• Germany will next play Argentina. The biggest suspense surrounding the game is in who all of the Nazi fugitives will root for.
• Random Pop Culture:
• Entourage is garbage. It just is. I've stuck with it for six seasons, so I have to keep going, but there was even less intrigue than usual tonight (which is saying something). Vince sucks, as usual. Turtle is lame, as usual. Now, we add that Drama's story line isn't trying to be funny, Eric was in the show for maybe thirty seconds, and Ari wasn't mean to Lloyd. There's no entertainment value left.
• And, I understand that Vince is special to Ari, but Ari gives a big speech about how he doesn't want to have to deal with Ryan Reynolds and then immediately takes Eric's call? What universe does this show take place in? They've gotten me so worked up that I've already ended two sentences in this post with prepositions.
• Didn't watch Hung. Don't plan to. Don't know why it got renewed. We are in for a sorry bunch of new TV until Mad Men finally, blessedly, returns next month. In five weeks. But who's counting?
• Random Video:
• Random Video is on strike. There is no video online -- none -- of the old PSA that went: "Hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk? Hot enough to fry a dog's brain!" I am so disappointed in you, internet.