The Hammer Definitely Needs

• Random Pop Culture:
• Matt is becoming one of the great heroes in Survivor history and he's only on for five minutes an episode! I can not wait for next week's episode to see how crazy it gets after he swats Sarita aside like the mentally-weak-reminds-everyone-of-a-bad-Kristen-Wiig-character player that she is.
• Traffic Light has really come into its own as a very funny show, but they had to use an "It's complicated" Facebook relationship status joke? I actually spoke the punchline out loud before they said it.
• Started watching The League, which is kind of like a dirtier and funnier Traffic Light. I have some issues with the constant continuity errors around the fantasy football, though, at least early in the first season.
• Unsurprisingly, Lights Out will not be back for a second season, but that doesn't take away from what is airing. The finale should be phenomenal.
• Opening Day:
• It may be 35 degrees and raining outside, but tomorrow is Opening Day! Why they chose to do it on a Thursday is beyond me, but I'm excited! Some quick predictions.
• Division winners: Boston, Minnesota, Texas, Philadelphia, Cincinnati, San Francisco
• Wild cards: Yankees, Colorado
• Sleepers: Colorado, Oakland
• MVPs: Alex Rodriguez, Joey Votto
• Cy Young: Felix Hernandez, Roy Halladay
• World Series: Phillies over Red Sox
• Random Music Video:
• One heck of a day for birthdays today! You have Celine Dion, Norah Jones, and Eric Clapton. Oh, and this guy.