- The Monologue:
- By going to Indonesia, Obama finally confirmed that he's a Muslim. It's a relief that we know, at least. Now if he'll only visit Kenya, so we can prove that he's a foreigner, too.
- Adam Sandler gave Mazeratis to each of his co-stars in Grown Ups. Rob Schneider finally has a house, which is great.
- San Francisco is banning toys from Happy Meals. Railing against government doing parents' work is going to make me sound like I'm in the Tea Party. Maybe people should teach their kids that some food is bad for them, no matter how much the kids cry for a toy. Or does San Francisco want to ban Cracker Jack, too? Damn, this makes me mad.
- Random Pop Culture:
- Finally getting around to going through the second season of Steven Seagal: Lawman. The over-earnestness, the ego. So unintentionally funny.
- One of the cops on the show described a rain shower that lasted all night as "a mini-Katrina." Is that how they do rain in New Orleans now? "It's going to be sunny on Tuesday, but we're looking at a microscopic Katrina on Wednesday morning, so the commute may be rough."
- Also, watching A&E gives me commercials for the show Psychic Kids. How have I still never watched that?
- People are treating that Wheel of Fortune video like it's super hard to solve that game. One letter is hard, of course, but there have been plenty of times that I've watched it, gotten a hunch on a solution, and had one or two letters make it clear to me. Not the hardest game show of all time. It's just that the contestants are usually dim-witted enough that it makes the show seem hard by comparison.
- Random Video:
- What about these Happy Meal toys? They're good for kids!
Okay, fine, you know you want it now. What is MJ wearing?!
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