So Long To Find Out

• The Monologue:
• The Conservative Bible Project wants to publish their own Bible because they say that the common language is too liberal. Some of the changes:
• Jesus will not heal anyone indiscriminately because that's socialism! Instead, he'll only heal those who can afford a small fee and who are not actually sick.
• Jesus doesn't ride a donkey to Jerusalem because only a punk would care that much about the environment. Enter the Holy Hummer!
• Jesus can see Egypt from his house!
• Random Pop Culture:
• After last week's episode, the vote in tonight's Survivor was so sweet. Yet another huge blindside, but the producers let us in on the secret this time so that we could laugh at John and Shambo. The preview for next week looks very promising, but, of course, every episode this season has been tremendous.
• Not the strongest Community, but it had a bunch of funny side jokes, mostly having to do with condoms and STDs. The "thumb in a turtleneck" line was pretty good.
• On the other hand, tonight's 30 Rock was the best of the season to date. They finally got away from the "real America" jokes and back into the behind-the-scenes show business stuff. Best part: the scene when Liz is nervously trying to shoot the opening to Deal Breakers, followed by the jokes about what people look like in HD.
• How many 30 Rock episodes until the "Comcastic" jokes begin? It's coming very soon.
• Anybody else watch any of Jets-Bills? Have you woken up yet? I promise it's over.
• Random Music Video:
• This single was released on December 3, 1965, in the United Kingdom.